Jasper: CFM Guard Dog

Few people, but most animals know that the top dog around here is me, Jasper. I wasn't around at the beginning of the firm, but since I arrived, things have really turned up. Maybe that's because I greet everyone who comes to our Portland office. And, hey, I work longer than all the rest, pulling guard dog duty all night. I was ""discovered"" wasting away in an obscure corner of the back room of a Portland art gallery. My new ""owners"" said they wanted something with distinct personality. They had no clue.

My creator, Katy McFadden, a Portland sculptress, gave me a lot of personality, even though I rarely bark or slobber. As befitting my alpha role, I am fed regularly (though the chow could improve a lot over a measly biscuit). They don't make me do stupid pet tricks. And I join in the seasonal fun with santa hats, bunny ears and even sunglasses. If you like what you see at CFM, talk to me. If you have a complaint, see that funny guy in the corner office.